U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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