Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
