Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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