My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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