Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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