I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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