Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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