Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
50% drunk capacity currently
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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