Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
