we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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