Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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