The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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