Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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