whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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