I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
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