I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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