Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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