PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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