i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
