For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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