so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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