Define "chronic" masturbator.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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