So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
