also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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