sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize