i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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