bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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