He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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