I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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