Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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