Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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