yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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