I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
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