Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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