Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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