I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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