I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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