I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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