she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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