He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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