what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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