your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
North Korea, Best Korea!
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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