ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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