Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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