some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You work out of a Hotel?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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