I wannas sexs uuuuu
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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