i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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