Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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