Already got asked if we're dating
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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