its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Randomize
