Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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