Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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