Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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