last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Houston, we have a blender
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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