she takes plan B like it's going out of style
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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